Dumb Zone Subathon 2025
December 1–22, 2025
12-Hour Live Stream Finale: Monday, December 22 | 7 AM – 7 PM
The Dumb Zone is doing something incredibly dumb… for a very smart cause.
This December, we’re rallying our listeners, viewers, and fellow Cowboys-obsessed degenerates to support the North Texas Food Bank — a mission we care about far more than our own sanity. Every time you support The Dumb Zone, we donate. It all culminates to our 12-Hour Subathon Live Stream event on Monday, December 22 | 7 AM – 7 PM/
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How Your Support Helps Feed North Texas
Whether you’re a first-timer or finally giving in to peer pressure — your subscription fuels real impact:
Every NEW YouTube Subscriber > DZ Donates $1
Every NEW Monthly Subscriber on Substack or Patreon > DZ Donates $5
Every NEW Annual Subscriber on Substack or Patreon > DZ Donates $50
Every NEW VIP Subscriber on Substack or Patreon > DZ Donates $250
Already subscribed to everything? Donate directly to the North Texas Food Bank below.
The Grand Finale: 12-Hour Subathon Live Stream
Live on YouTube
Monday, December 22
7 AM – 7 PM CST
Expect chaos. Expect special guests. Expect nothing.
But most of all: expect to feed a ton of hungry Texas families heading into the holidays.
Why We’re Doing This
Hunger in North Texas is a year-round reality for thousands of kids and families.
We want to change that — one subscriber at a time.
Your support during the Subathon helps provide meals right in our own backyard.
Let’s make some noise, raise some money, and do something undeniably good together.